St. Leonard Man Arrested After Trying to Remove his Trillion Dollars from Prince Frederick Bank

January 2, 2017
Jay Fulton, 55, of St. Leonard

Jay Fulton, 55, of St. Leonard

On December 22, 2016, Deputy N. Buckler of the Calvert County Sheriff’s Office was called to the Bank of America on Commerce Lane, in Prince Frederick, for a disorderly subject.

Police arrived and they made contact with the subject, Jay Fulton, 55, of St. Leonard, who stated he was trying to obtain a bank card to remove his $1.3 trillion from the bank.

There were multiple patrons standing in line at the bank who heard Mr. Fulton repeatedly yelling profane language, refusing to step out of the teller line and referencing Satan. When he was finally coaxed to step outside, he requested to urinate on the sidewalk and this comment gained the attention of a patron walking into the bank. Mr. Fulton was told it was time to leave but would not cooperate. At this time he was placed under arrest for Disorderly Conduct and issued a “no trespass” warning for the Bank of America.

Jay Fulton, 55, of St. Leonard

Jay Fulton, 55, of St. Leonard

 

29 Responses to St. Leonard Man Arrested After Trying to Remove his Trillion Dollars from Prince Frederick Bank

  1. Liz on January 2, 2017 at 9:01 am

    “Yes, I’d like to make a withdrawl please”
    “How much sir”
    “1.3 trillion”
    “Say no more”

    • Rob Stark Sr on January 3, 2017 at 8:45 am

      will that be in cash?

    • Liz on January 3, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      Of course, but first do you mind if I go urinate outside?

      • Jake the snake bakes a cake on January 4, 2017 at 1:37 am

        As a valued trillionare we encourage urination on the sidewalk!

      • Joe on January 4, 2017 at 6:58 am

        LOLOL ya killin’ me lol

      • Liz on January 4, 2017 at 1:33 pm

        Ok I’ll go pop a squat right on the sidewalk.

    • Clark Griswold on January 5, 2017 at 8:07 am

      Reminds me of Cousin Eddie…

  2. Anonymous on January 2, 2017 at 10:15 am

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  3. Nick on January 2, 2017 at 10:40 am

    Well, if they had just given him his money, the whole situation could have been avoided!
    Geez!

  4. Chucky on January 2, 2017 at 11:22 am

    He should have used the drive up, less drama public drama!

  5. S.M. Head on January 2, 2017 at 11:36 am

    Sorry, Jay. There’s a $1 trillion limit on daily transactions.

  6. Southern marylands finest on January 2, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    At least he asked if he could urinate. That’s was polite.

  7. Sean McDonnegal on January 2, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Obviously a Bernie Sanders supporter. The $1.3 trillion wasn’t his money, but he felt entitled to it. Good try, just like Hillarys good try, hahaha!

    • Liz on January 2, 2017 at 10:06 pm

      Always some idiot who brings politics into the comments.

    • Joe Momma on January 3, 2017 at 12:04 am

      More like a delusional Trump supporter. You know, some clown that refuses to face reality and elects some more with no experience whatsoever to the most important job on the planet.

      • 20 Trillion and Counting on January 4, 2017 at 9:16 am

        Speaking of trillions of dollars (debt), reality and lack of experience, I believe you’re referring to Obamanure.

      • Rocky on January 10, 2017 at 9:15 am

        Oh yeah Hillary lover: “experience” is lacking in theft, espionage, and incompetence. Nothing more sad then a loser that can’t let go.

    • patrick on January 3, 2017 at 3:08 pm

      no he voted for TRUMP

      • Patrick Henry on January 3, 2017 at 5:20 pm

        Sounds like a bunch of butthurt Dems to me. You all are a joke, just like your queen Hillary.

  8. xMosquito on January 2, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    This is why I use imaginary banks for all my large withdraws

  9. G-MAN on January 2, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    Son of a nutcracker, get back to your halfway house

  10. Bernie on January 2, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    The teller should have given him the $10,000 per day withdrawal limit (without question) and we would not be having this discussion.

  11. patrick on January 3, 2017 at 7:37 am

    Trump supporters really know how to make you laugh

    • Christy on January 3, 2017 at 5:25 pm

      Yep, that silly laugh that crazed people make….you know, what comes out of Hillarys mouth. Or, it could be a barking dog? Nope! It’s just Hillary, speaking to her crazy supporters. Sad, but funny!

    • Boo Hoo on January 4, 2017 at 9:18 am

      Actually since the election they have been making you cry like a spoiled brat.

  12. Willie on January 3, 2017 at 7:50 am

    I guess the Calvert County deputies can try out their new mental health skills on this one.

  13. Jack on January 3, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    But did he really have that much

    • Anonymous on January 5, 2017 at 11:41 am

      You can’t believe he has that kind of money…… Hell, the bank would let him crap in the floor for keeping that in their bank………..

  14. Joe on January 4, 2017 at 7:01 am

    I really enjoyed the comments- thanks for the laughs. I was gonna try and come up with one, but choose not to in the face of true genius. Thanks, y’all :)