St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office Seeking Identity of Beer Thief

July 10, 2018

On Tuesday, May 29, 2018, at approximately 8:50 p.m. the suspect took two 30-packs of beer out of the Stop N Shop liquor store on Great Mills Road in Lexington Park without paying for them.

The suspect was last seen heading into the parking lot of the Great Mills Swimming Pool.

Anyone with information about the identity of the suspect or the incident is asked to call Dep. Matthew Beyer at 301-475-4200, ext. *8005 or email CASE# 28364-18

15 Responses to St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office Seeking Identity of Beer Thief

  1. YerCameraSucks on July 10, 2018 at 11:32 am

    30 packs…of 10oz Bud Lights? = 25 ‘regular’ beers per pack.

    Jaw line in the photo looks like he has no teeth. Must be local.

  2. Gerimandering on July 10, 2018 at 11:50 am

    He likes Bud Light and wears size 15 sneakers. That would be a clue.

  3. Anonymous on July 10, 2018 at 11:57 am

    That is a Beverage Monster right there!

    • Cat on July 10, 2018 at 2:19 pm

      I wouldn’t risk jail for bud light!

  4. Adam 12 on July 10, 2018 at 1:36 pm


    • HomieDClown on July 10, 2018 at 8:21 pm

      Those shoes! I needs me a pair!

  5. Shawn on July 11, 2018 at 7:54 am

    Stealing again! If we just outlawed stealing, none of this would ever happen. Think about it people

    • I know what's best on July 11, 2018 at 9:37 am

      I think you are right! Then we will all go vote democrat because after all, without their leadership the rest of us be in a world of hurt.

    • Otis Scorpio won't drink such panther p!iss on July 11, 2018 at 7:49 pm

      For the win. Maybe we should just outlaw Bud Light.

  6. TellItLikeItIs on July 11, 2018 at 10:49 am

    This guy just ‘walked’ out of the store with that much weight in beer and no one stopped him? If he was running then he must have gotten a good workout hauling those 30 packs!

  7. Fed up on July 11, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    Dilly dilly don’t be silly,get yourself a belt,some new teeth,maybe a job,get yourself a six pack of GIRLS LIGHT next time,hope your bunk mate gives you his WILLY WILLY,

  8. Anonymous on July 11, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    That’s the Southern Maryland Cootie-Coo!

  9. Anonymous on July 14, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    P.o.s i bet hes a good role model

    • Abominable Beer Thief on July 18, 2018 at 8:57 am

      You mean pa-role model?

      Just another county boy redneck loser – stealing his life’s blood.

      Bud light is the nastiest urine sample a sick thirsty dog could drink.

      Yet it is the St Mary’s county flower’s “red neck-tar”!

  10. Anonymous on July 15, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    Ricky Stone (Richard Stone) he is a drug user has been since he was a teenager

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